May 2013
I wonder how many strangers I walk past every day have a tumblr.
Seriously, I could have walked straight past people I follow and not known about it.
April 2013
Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that
Good
- Me: Russell Crowe was a good Javert... but he wasn't the best they could have cast.
- Friend: Oh, please, who would have been better?
- Me: Gerard Butler.
- Everyone: OH MY GOD YEAH
i’m always weirdly proud when my pee is clear because it’s like fuck yeah i’m so hydrated
suddenly overhearing people talking about a thing you like
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